Archaeologists have discovered some previously unknown mummies in Cairo, Egypt.

- Most of them were located in a “Condo made of Stone-a”.

- The lead archeologist said one of the mummies was discovered, “Buried with a donkey”. Later adding, He's my favorite honky!”.

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Speaking of Mummies… This weekend, Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 70th year on the Throne during her Platinum Jubilee.

- And the whole time Prince Charles will be following her around saying, “Mummy! Mummy! When are you going to step down and let ME be the KING??”

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According to a new report, President Biden is “angry” that the White House rushes to “clarify” and “walk back” some of his remarks… which he says makes him look “weak and not in charge”.

- Ya think??

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According to Britain’s leading artificial intelligence experts, by 2070 1 in 5 parents will likely opt for a computerized “digital baby” - which would cost about $25 a month to raise - over having a real one.

- Who wouldn’t love to hear the Pitter Patter of Little Pixels around the House??

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According to AAA, the national average for regular gasoline climbed by five cents on Wednesday to a new record of $4.67 a gallon… that’s up 48 cents in the past month alone.

- I guess that what the Biden Administration means when they say things are "Looking Up”.

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Theater owners are warning that a labor shortage and supply chain issues may lead to a severe Popcorn shortage at theaters across the country this summer.

- I’m okay with that… but there’s gonna be hell to pay if anyone messes with my Raisinettes. (Dark Chocolate of course! You know, for health reasons!?!?!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick