Queen Elizabeth was all smiles as she took to the balcony of Buckingham Palace with members of the Royal Family for the beginning of 4 days of celebration marking her 70 Years on the Throne.

- The Queen did not wear her Crown or carry her Scepter. For those of you that don’t know… a “Scepter” is a bejeweled staff carried by the Queen on Ceremonial Occasions. It’s also the terms the Queen uses for Meghan Markle… as in, “I love everyone in my family… ‘Cept HER”.

*****

It’s National “I Love My Dentist Day”! So I went out this year and bought my Dentist a Plaque to hang on his office wall. (Ba da Boom!)

*****

Elon Musk says he doesn't believe Tesla employees are being productive working from home and that they must return to the office 40 hours a week or look for another job.

- Apparently Elon’s not a fan of “Self-Driving Employees”.

*****

ABBA has made history by holding a virtual concert for a live audience in London starring the band’s “Virtual Holograms”.

- Everything was going great until the fans found out the stadium only had “Virtual Bathrooms”.

*****

Aerosmith has cancelled a concert after front-man Steven Tyler checked into rehab for a drug relapse.

- Steven is 74… so unlike his younger days, the drugs he relapsed on this time include Lipitor, Pepcid AC, and Viagra.

*****

A Chinese Tennis player had to withdraw from the French Open because she was experiencing menstrual cramps.

- I think it’s great that we’re so open about these things now. In my day that would have been treated as an “Ancient Chinese Secret”.

*****

1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit that they’ve done the “Horizontal Mambo” with someone in their delivery vehicle.

- So apparently your Pizza isn’t the only thing that’s been “Hot ‘n Ready” in their backseat.

*****

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick