Excessive Heat Warning for all of Metro Detroit today… with temps in the 90’s! When you factor in the humidity… that means it will feel like 105-107 this afternoon.
Remember all Spring when it was cold and wet for days on end and we were whining and complaining about how it was NEVER going to be Summer?? Well here it is!
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The World Health Organization confirmed that they will “Rename” the Monkeypox Virus after a group of Scientists called the current name “Racist and discriminatory towards Africa”.
- Who cares what the “SCIENTISTS” think… Did anybody think to ask the MONKEYS??
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Move over Disney… According to a new survey by TripAdvisor.com, the #1 Themepark in America is… DOLLYWOOD!
- I’ve never been… but I hear the “Majestic Mountains Double Roller Coaster” is CRAZY fun! You go Up… and then plunge into total darkness in “Cleavage Crossing”!!!
- And if you’re looking for a gift Dad will love this Father’s Day… Check out the “Dolly Parton FAST PASS” to “Dolly’s Bra & Grill!” - sorry, that’s “BAR & Grill”.
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Speaking of Rides… Disney is offering what is calls a “Bucket List Adventure”… A 24-Day Private Jet trip to all 12 Disney Parks around the World - plus stops at other manmade wonders including the Taj Mahal and the Pyramids. The Price: $110,000 per person.
- When they say “Pyramids”… are they talking about the ones in Egypt or Dolly Parton? (She admits they’re not real!)
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Mick Jagger had to cancel some upcoming concerts after testing positive for COVID, but says he hopes to reschedule soon.
- But no one knows better than Mick that You Can’t Always Get What You Want.
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Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm says gas prices are a “Very compelling case” to buy an electric car as gas prices soar over $5 nationwide.
- And the $60,000 t0 $70,000 base price tag for an electric car is a “Very compelling case” to keep the gas powered car that you already own.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick