Happy Birthday to Apache Chief Geronimo today!

Of course he’s long gone, but the word in the family is that my Great Grandfather was a good friend of his. (??) He said Geronimo even gave him a Horse one time. But then he took it back. Indian Giver!

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The View co-host Sunny Hostin said she wants a ticket with VP Kamala Harris and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg running together.

- Running for what?? Prom King and Queen??

- I don’t what Hostin’s smokin’ but I’m pretty sure it’s not Geronimo’s Peace Pipe.

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Nancy Pelosi made an appearance on “RuPaul's Drag Race” TV Show on VH1 - telling the audience of Drag Queens, “Your freedom of expression of yourselves in drag is what America is all about”.

- I’m starting to think Nancy’s husband isn’t the only one throwing back a few cocktails.

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American researcher Christopher Balding says he’s uncovered evidence that China is making “Smart” Coffee Makers in order to spy on Americans in their homes.

Why don’t we all do what I did when I was a kid! I got a plastic shovel and started digging a hole because I heard it would go all the way from my backyard to CHINA. I only got about a foot and a half down before my Mother called me in for dinner, so I don’t know if it’s TRUE… but if it is… Let’s do it again… and then WE can spy on THEM!

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Kim Kardashian is denying reports that she “damaged” the iconic dress Marilyn Monroe wore to sing Happy Birthday to JFK back in 1962. Kim borrowed it and wore it to the Met Gala last month. She says she couldn’t have stretched it out as she “had it on for less than 15 minutes”.

- If ANYBODY could stretch something out in 15 minutes or less it’s Kim. I mean C’mon… that comes out to 7.5 minutes per cheek!

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Wow! Dr. Fauci has tested positive for COVID.

So if you ever wondered if being fully vaccinated, having 27 boosters and wearing 496 masks can prevent YOU from getting COVID… the answer is… NO.

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In order to be “Closer to the Queen”, Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving into Adelaide Cottage. The only problem is… disgraced Prince Andrew had his eye on the same property but, being on the outs with the family, lost it and now feels “GAZUMPED” according to Royal Experts.

- Well maybe if he hadn’t done so much “GAZUMPING” with the girls on Jeffrey Epstein’s Island he wouldn’t be in this position in the first place.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick