Happy Birthday to the Beach Boy’s Brian Wilson who is 80 today!

- Brian says he'll spend the day having "Fun, Fun, Fun until his Grandson takes the keys to the T-Bird Away..." as he's no longer allowed to drive at night.

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President Biden took a spill off of his bike while he was out for a ride in Delaware over the weekend - but, luckily, was wearing a helmet and wasn't injured.

- The White House blamed the fall on Supply Chain issues, the Pandemic, Donald Trump and "Putin's War".

- I blame the lack of Training Wheels.

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FINA - The International Swimming Federation has ruled that Transgender Women - those who were born men but “transitioned” to become women CANNOT compete in Elite Women’s Swimming Events unless they began hormone treatments that stopped them from going through male puberty on or before age 12.

- Things have certainly gotten more confusing than they used to be. When I was 12… I was worried about LOOKING at girls… not BECOMING one.

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7 members of a production team from the "Late Show with Stephen Colbert" were arrested and charged with unlawful entry to the Capitol last week after they were discovered by Capitol Police roaming the halls trying to film a comedy skit without any id or badges.

- Sounds like an INSURRECTION to me!!!!!

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Jennifer Lopez introduced her child Emme with the gender neutral pronouns “They/Them” when inviting the 14 year old onstage to sing a duet with her in Los Angeles over the weekend.

- Question: If you invite someone who goes by “They/Them” to sing a “Duet” with you… is it really a DUET?? Or is it more of a TRIO??

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Rut Linnéa Ingegärd Larsson, of Sweden became the Oldest Person Ever to successfully complete a Tandem Skydiving Jump last month… at the age of 103 years and 259 days old. Larsson said it was, “Exhilarating… but a little bit scary” adding “I almost wet my pants!”.

- Well I would think so! At 103 you don’t have to skydive to wet your pants… I would think it happens naturally.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

- Dick