Happy Birthday to TV’s Original “Bionic Woman”, Lindsay Wagner who turns 73 today!

And while it’s not her Birthday today, we also salute Madonna… the Original “Anti-Biotic Woman”!

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There’s a new way to beat the heat… For a limited time, you can enjoy the “Frenchsicle”… a Popsicle made with tomatoes, hot sauce and tomato sauce. Sorry… Only available in Canada.

- They had 57 varieties to choose from… and this is the one they went with??

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One of Elon Musk's son’s has petitioned a California court to recognize his new name and gender, saying SHE no longer wishes to be related to her famous and wealthy father. 18 year old Xavier will now be known as “Vivian”.

- No word yet on whether Vivian will now be know as “Broke”.

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Barack and Michele Obama just signed a new deal with Amazon worth a cool $20 MILLION dollars to produce TWO PODCASTS with 8 episodes each.

- The money will help Barack keep his promise to Michelle… “If you like your $12 MILLION Martha’s Vineyard Estate… You Can KEEP Your $12 MILLION Martha’s Vineyard Estate”.

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90 year old Martha Stewart says she’s “symptom free” and “feeling fine” but is quarantining as a precaution after testing Postive for Covid.

- On a bright note… By adding a little Glitter Glue, she turned her Nasal Test Swab and an old mask into an elegant Bud Vase and charming Essential Oil Diffuser.

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After 85 years as a kid favorite, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is officially changing its name to…. “Kraft Mac & Cheese”.

- Apparently the “aroni” part of “Mac-aroni” was just a little too controversial for the “Woke” crowd. It sounded too “Ethnic”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick