A video has gone viral that shows a Ukrainian man casually going about his morning shave with an unexploded missile lodged in the ceiling of his house.

- As the Folgers Commercial says… “The Best Part of Waking Up… Is to Shave and Not Blow Up!”

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President Biden’s abilities were called into question again when he accidentally flashed a “Cheat Sheet” to the cameras on Friday which showed bullet point instructions for a meeting including, “YOU sit in YOUR seat”.

- In today’s crazy world, did anyone think that maybe the Prez has decided to Identify as “Gender Fluid” and try out some new “Personal Pronouns”??? Hey… I’m just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

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World Leaders gathered for the G7 Summit in Bavaria mocked the absent Vladimir Putin with jokes about showing their pecs and going horseback riding shirtless.

- I’m no fan of Vlad’s… but there are two World Leaders that I wouldn’t want to see shirtless on a horse: Ex-German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Kim Jong Un.

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With more than 3000 Dentists calling it quits during the last COVID lockdown, many people in Britain have been forced into “Do-It-Yourself Dentistry”… with people pulling their own teeth with pliers.

- Personally speaking, you’d never get me to do that! Why that would be like….. Pulling teeth. (Sorry! Ba da Boom!)

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A man in India threw a surprise party with 4000 guests and an 800 pound cake to celebrate… his Dog’s Birthday.

- Did it really need to be a “Surprise” party?? Did he think someone was going to tell the dog??

- And all the guests got extra cake to take home in a Doggy Bag!! (Another Ba da Boom!!)

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Firefighters in Pennsylvania rescued a man who accidentally fell into a vat of chocolate at the Mars Candy Factory during his work shift.

- The man is expected to survive but was mad at firefighters saying, “Mind your own business… I LIKED it in there!!!”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick