Hillary Clinton - who went to Law School with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas - said he’s “Been a person of grievance for “as long as she’s known him” and that he’s been “full of anger and resentment his whole life”.

- Well it takes one to know one!

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A squirrel interrupted a Pittsburgh Pirates game the other night by running around the outfield.

- At first he looked like all the other players… just standing there rearranging his nuts.

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According to a new survey, 1 in 4 people don’t know that Caterpillars transform into Butterflies.

- Apparently most people assume Caterpillars just “Transform” into another Gender like everybody else is doing these days.

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According to a new study… tiny 8-legged mites could be having sex on your face while you’re asleep.

- Well that explains the teensy tiny little pair of black socks I found on my pillow this morning.

- I don’t care what they do as long as their quiet. I’m a light sleeper.

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Starting tomorrow - July 1st - Broadway Theaters are lifting their Mask mandates.

- It’s about time! If you want to see someone in a Mask you’re gonna have to go see Phantom of the Opera.

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Transgender ex-neo-Nazi bank robber, Donna Langan - who is serving life in prison for armed robbery - will get “Gender Surgeries' fast-tracked by the Texas Bureau of Prisons after filing a lawsuit against the agency over delays.

- I don’t care who she is… or who she used to be… she sounds like my kinda gal.

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Nancy Pelosi and her husband Paul met with the Pope in Rome this week... ahead of Paul Pelosi’s sentencing for Drunk Driving later this summer.

- The Pope reportedly told Pelosi's husband that he "forgives him"... but he still wouldn't give him the keys to the Popemobile.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick