Doctors in the UK are asking anyone with Monkey Pox to stop the spread by not having sex.

- No one was more disappointed by the news than “Curious George”.

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A Chinese restaurant in Queens, New York was vandalized by a regular customer who had been kicked out earlier that day for not wearing pants.

- No pants? Who does he think he is? Donald Sweet & Sour Duck??

- What is it about Ducks and not wearing pants?? Donald… Daffy… even Daisy! But being a “woman” (although I’m not a biologist so I had to look it up) she wears “Feathers”.

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President Biden has refused to provide Secret Service Protection for Hunter Biden's illegitimate love-child with a stripper.

- I’m thinkin maybe if Hunter had thought about “Protection” a few years ago… this wouldn’t be an issue right now.

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U.S. transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg said increasing production will be part of the solution to lowering gasoline prices.

- Great idea Pete! If only someone had thought of that before…

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A doctor is warning people that flying in economy class can actually reduce their sex drive.

- Forget your sex drive… If you’re assigned the DREADED MIDDLE SEAT, it can reduce your will to LIVE.

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In a move designed to make “Endangered Species” more inclusive, an appeals court in California has ruled that some types of Bees are now legally considered to be Fish.

- But the question remains… Can the Male BEES… Who are now FISH… Have GUPPIES???

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One year ago today, we lost my beautiful daughter, Julie - our baby - due to complications following surgery for Thyroid Cancer. She left behind her husband Brad, her son Brayden - now 10, friends too many to count, and a Dad & 5 sisters who are lost without our “#6”. But we take comfort knowing she is with her Mom, my beloved Gail who we lost in 2018.

Julie, Julie, Julie… We Love and Miss You!!!

-Dad