Happy Birthday to Nancy Sinatra who is 82 today! I was gonna say Something Stupid about Her Boots Being Made For Walking… but instead, I decided to mention that, ironically, she’s now the same age her father Frank was when he passed away in 1998.
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Rapper Cardi B posted a three-minute long video on Social Media to teach new Mom’s how to change a baby’s diapers without wrecking your manicure.
- How long before the White House taps her to tackle the Baby Formula Crisis??
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A new viral video shows President Biden’s son Hunter in a hotel room partying naked with a prostitute while holding a handgun.
- Remember when we thought Billy Carter “Making his Bladder Gladder” on the tarmac at an Airport in front of reporters was the most embarrassing thing a member of the President’s family could do? Ah… I miss the old days…
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A new poll found that 9 in 10 American adults have tried at least one weight loss strategy in their lifetime.
- And if you’ve been to Cedar Point lately, you know that most of those attempts FAILED.
- I’m NOT Judging. I’ve lost the same 5 pounds so many times in my life they once appeared on the back of a milk carton.
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The Missouri Court of Appeals has upheld a decision ordering GEICO Insurance to pay $5.2 MILLION to a woman who claims she caught a sexually transmitted disease from a romantic partner - in his CAR.
- Geico may have to change their slogan from “15 minutes Could Save You 15% or More” to “2 Minutes Could Cost You $5 MILLION or More”.
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An Amish man in Ohio was arrested for being drunk while driving a horse and buggy.
- Police say he fell off the wagon as a result of falling off the wagon.
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RIP… Jim Seals… One-half of the 70’s duo Seals and Crofts whose hits included “Summer Breeze”, “Get Closer” and “Diamond Girl” has died at 80.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick