Rumor has it Hugh Grant has signed on to play Prince Andrew in a new film about the disgraced Royal.

- Remember when Hugh was caught by the LAPD with that Hooker “Divine Brown” back in the 90’s… maybe he was just “doing research” for the role??

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Harry and Meghan are in NYC today for a UN tribute to Nelson Mandela where Harry will speak to the delegates on Climate Change and Poverty.

- I don’t know what he knows about Nelson Mandela and Climate Change… but I’m pretty sure you could find someone a little better acquainted with Poverty, than Harry.

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A 27 year old Transgender female inmate is being moved to the Men’s prison after SHE IMPREGNATED TWO OF HER FELLOW FEMALE INMATES AT THE WOMEN’S JAIL.

- Before her transfer to the Men’s prison, she won the “Multitasker of the Year” award.

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They did it! J Lo and Ben finally tied the knot in a surprise wedding at the famed Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas over the weekend! It’s the 2nd marriage for Ben… and the 4th for J-Lo.

- I guess it’s true what they say!… The Sixth time’s the charm.

- They must have been SOOOO nervous for the wedding night!

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"90 Day Fiancé" star Larissa Lima claims a botched tummy tuck procedure left her without a belly button.

- She says she plans to join the military where she can, “Pick up a new Belly Button at one of the Naval Bases”. (Ba da Boom!)

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The University of Pennsylvania has come under fire after they nominated Transgender College Swimmer Lia Thomas… who was BORN MALE AND COMPETED IN THE MEN’S DIVISION LAST YEAR… for this year’s NCAA “Woman OF the Year” award.

- Call me crazy… but isn’t Lia more suited for the “BEEN a WOMAN FOR a YEAR” Award???

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick