It’s National "Take Your Pants For a Walk Day"... TIP: Remember to PUT THEM ON FIRST.

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President Biden tested negative for COVID this morning and says he’s now “Back to his normal routine”.

This is good news… right??

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“Leave It to Beaver” star Tony Dow’s death was prematurely announced on Tuesday after his wife mistakenly notified the actor’s management team that he had died.

- When the poor guy's time finally does come, I hope they go with an Open Casket... just to be sure.

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Researchers at the University of Texas have reportedly developed a mattress that can trick you into falling asleep.

- It comes in King, Queen, Twin and the special “Bill Cosby” model.

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Over half of Americans say they feel “Scared and in imminent danger” at least once a day.

- I know I do every time I mistakenly turn on “The View”.

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A California ice cream shop owner says he’s “not surprised” after thieves ravaged his business and stole an ATM.

- He’s not surprised because it's part of California's "Soft-Serve on Crime Policy".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick