A new found that eating a BOWL OF GRAPES a day can potentially add 5 years to your life and can “undo” the damage of eating junk food.

- After looking at that picture, I’m hungry for a Peanut Butter and Grape Sandwich! The article didn’t say what KIND of Grapes… but I think I’ll go with Seedless. That way, I won’t have to spit out a seed after every bite.

- It will also cut down on confusion since I plan on using Chunky Peanut Butter!

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Nancy Pelosi said Republicans who opposed the Inflation Reduction Act voted against "Mother Earth”… adding, “Mother Earth gets angry from time to time, and this will help us address all of that”.

- Well you know what they say… “If Mother Earth ain’t happy… ain’t NOBODY happy”.

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Hundreds of shoppers at an IKEA store in Shanghai, China rushed for the exits to get out before the store went into an emergency lockdown after a case of COVID was reported.

- Maybe they won't even notice that they’re locked in… I went to IKEA once and couldn’t find the exit for three days.

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The WHO (World Health Organization) says they are still trying to come up with a new name for “Monkeypox” that will “Not cause offense to any cultural, social, national, regional, professional, ethnic group… or monkey”.

- This is getting out of hand. Even Curious George is wondering what the big deal is.

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Elizabeth Warren said the other day that people come up to her all the time and say “they’d vote for me for President if only I had……….. a Penis”. (True story)

- Just when I thought she was trying to move past that whole “Totem Pole” thing.

- Seriously though, How do we know if she does or doesn’t??

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Longtime CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin announced that he’s leaving the network.

- Well… we know it’s NOT for the same reason Elizabeth Warren hasn’t become President.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick