A father and son recently caught a rare, bright blue lobster while fishing off the southern coast of Maine... The odds of catching a blue lobster are 1 in 2 million, according to the University of Maine Lobster Institute.

- The father and son were shocked. And the butter looked drawn.

They say they have no plans to eat the rare crustacean, but will keep it in a tank at a local restaurant called “Becky’s Diner”.

- Well it isn’t going to the “Red Lobster” that’s for sure.

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Harry and Meghan are headed back to England later this month for some “Charity work” but a source close to the couple says they have “No plans” to spend time with Wiliam and Kate while they’re in town.

- Which should work out great since I’m pretty sure William and Kate have “No plans” to have them over.

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First Lady Jill Biden says she’s experiencing “mild cold-like symptoms” after testing postive for COVID this morning… with some worrying she may have exposed Hunter Biden’s wife to the virus when they went shopping together yesterday.

- I’m thinking COVID comes in pretty low on the list of dangerous viruses she’s been exposed to since she married Hunter.

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CBS is taking heat for a report that blamed “Climate Change - specifically warmer temperatures for making kids more inactive and more obese”… with critics saying it’s phones and computers - not hot weather that keeps kids from playing outside.

- Things sure have changed. In my day, we stayed outside playing until the street lights came on. Now, kids won’t go outside until the light on their charger card goes out and they have to go to the store to buy a new one.

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According to a recent poll, about 3 in 4 patients keep a “mental scorecard” of everything they like and dislike about their doctor’s office.

- Well there’s not much else to do when your stuck in the waiting room for three hours with nothing but a copy of People Magazine from 1997.

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Russian President Vladimir Putin sent a letter to North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un on Monday promising to expand cooperation between the two countries.

- Reportedly Lil Kim was nervous to open it… as he was afraid Putin was upset with him, and had sent him a “Dear Jong” letter. (Ba da BOOM! Literally!💥)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick