The Virginia Department of Education is reportedly considering eliminating the phrase “Father of Our Country” when describing George Washington.

- Why?? Is it because he had no children (True) or maybe he “identified” back then as the MOTHER of our Country?? Did someone find lipstick on one of George’s wooden teeth??

- What about “Non-Birthing Parent of Our Country”?? Wait a minute… George wore a powdered wig!! Maybe he was TRANS!

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Former President Trump on the one-year anniversary of the Taliban’s takeover of Afghanistan is now calling the power grab "the most embarrassing, incompetent, and humiliating event in the history of the United States."

- Second, only to when Billy Carter was caught peeing on an airport runway back in the 70’s. Ah… the good old days.

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Liz Cheney lost her bid for re-election to the House of Representatives from Wyoming last night by a margin of over 30% but vowed to continue her fight to keep Donald Trump out of the Oval Office — hinting she may run for President herself.

- She’s already got a slogan: Make Hating Trump Great Again!

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A video has gone Viral of a Canadian Politician who accidentally swallowed a Bee in the middle of a live TV press briefing.

- He looked pretty uncomfortable... but it still not as bad as the stuff the Politicians make the rest of us swallow every day.

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Madonna celebrated her 64th Birthday yesterday by posting a video of herself French kissing two girlfriends in the backseat of a car.

- Hard to believe... but only one more year and Madonna will be eligible for MEDI-KINK Part B.

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Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla disclosed that he has tested positive for COVID-19… even after receiving four doses of his company’s vaccine.

- Think about that for a minute. That's like the owner of a Condom Company announcing that he's expecting his fourth "Ooops" baby.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick