According to a new poll, 1/3 of pet parents have more photos of their furry friends on their phones than of their kids or significant other - with the average owner taking more than 400 pics of their pet every year.

- Some dogs even take pictures of THEMSELVES on their owners phones. One lady said her dog took over 500 "SHELTIES".

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Colin Kaaperknick’s fiancé has given birth to the couples first child!

- The Baby is said to have it’s Mom’s Eyes and Mouth… and Dad’s Knees.

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The Biden administration announced it will nominate an ambassador-at-large for the Arctic, raising the profile of American policymaking for the region.

- I thought we already had a whole team of ambassadors-at-large in the Arctic… Santa Claus… Frosty the Snowman… Christmas Carol… Rudolph.

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Rocker Ozzy Osbourne says he and his wife Sharon are packing up their family and moving back to England because he is "Fed up with people getting killed every day" in America.

- He might bite the head off bats… but he’s got a point.

- So THEY get Ozzy Osbourne back and we have to KEEP Meghan Markle?? That doesn’t seem fair.

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Forget about a kiss on the cheek… Google program manager Devon Loucks reportedly gives his “First Dates” an “Online Exit Survey” so they can rate his performance.

- He's brave. Men don't usually like to hear the words "Rate" and "Performance" in the same sentence. (Or so I’ve been told…)

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Authorities in Catalonia, Spain are now urging women to swim topless to fight gender discrimination.

- So the Rain in Spain Stays Mainly on the Plain… But the Spanish Chest, Is Best Left UN-Dressed.

- Now this is the kind of movement us men can get behind. Or should I say… In FRONT of.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick