According to a new survey, 1 in 3 people would dump a dating partner who eats in bed.

- The technical name for the dates they dump is “Pigs in a Blanket”.

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Former President Bill Clinton and sex therapist Dr. Ruth were spotted sitting together, talking and laughing at the U.S. Open in Flushing, Queens.

- Gee… I wonder what they talked about??

- There hasn’t been a couple with that much combined sexual knowledge since Masters & Johnson.

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Elon Muskl took to Twitter to warn his 104 million followers of what he sees as a looming threat to humanity. Under a drawing of an asteroid hitting Earth and wiping out the dinosaurs he wrote: “This will happen again - Just a matter of time”.

- Well I sure hope it’s not until later next week…. I’ve got plans for the Holiday weekend.

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Movie tickets across the U.S. will cost just $3 on Saturday in celebration of National Cinema Day.

- Which is great news if going to a $3 movie is on your Popcorn Bucket List.

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Chris Rock told a Phoenix comedy show audience that he was asked to host the 2023 Oscars but declined the opportunity.

- The Academy said it came as a real slap in the face.

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A new study indicates that even male dolphins need “Wingmen” to secure the interest of potential female mates.

- The friend gets the girls attention, so the interested Dolphin can Flipper his number.

- Huh. I thought Dolphins meet their dates on Plentyofish.com… And then invite them over for drinks at their Bachelor Pods. (Ba da Boom!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick