A brothel in Australia has seen a big uptick in business since they started offering a “Lunch Special” on Facebook which includes a hot meal and “A quickie” all for just $100 US dollars.

- Wow. That’s a lot of bang for your buck.

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The chief operating officer of Beyond Meat was arrested for allegedly biting a man's nose in a parking garage after the Arkansas-Missouri State football game.

- Twenty bucks says the guys nose tastes better than one of those fake burgers.

- Oh sure... biting someone's nose sounds funny, but it's snot.

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NOTE: If you’re out of town or haven’t been able to see the PBS Documentary, “Detroit Remember When: A Tribute to Dick Purtan”… that ran last Thursday night, we’ll tell you how at the end of this blog!!! Stay tuned!!!

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A Top Russian aviation scientist has died after “Falling down SEVERAL FLIGHTS OF STAIRS” at a Moscow institute linked to Vladimir Putin's defence ministry - the latest in a growing line of officials seen as a threat to Putin’s power who have died under “Mysterious Circumstances”.

- How do you accidentally fall down SEVERAL flights of stairs?? You fall down one... get up, brush yourself off... and ACCIDENTALLY fall down ANOTHER ONE???

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Speaking of Vlad... this morning the Russian leader announced that he's calling up 300,000 new soldiers for the war against Ukraine and is threatening to use Nuclear Weapons - a move he says is "Not a Bluff".

- Well I hope he waits until after the midterms! I'm curious to see how things are gonna turn out!

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According to a new study in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, there are at least 20 QUADRILLION ANTS roaming the Earth at any given moment.

- Just a little something to think about when you’re laying in bed tonight and you get that random little itch on your leg that you scratch and then it moves to your head and you start wondering if there’s something in bed with you.

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President Biden shocked his own Medical experts by going on 60 Minutes Sunday and announcing that the Pandemic "Is Over".

- I'm not going to believe it until he orders all the flags to fly at half MASK.

And finally… Regarding the documentary, just click on the photo and it will take you directly to the right page on the DPTV.org website where you can watch the 60 minute program!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick