Mark Zuckerberg lost $71 BILLION last week as shares of Meta (formerly Facebook) tumbled leaving him with “just” $56 BILLION.

- Money's so tight... He was going to buy himself a country, but now he's waiting to get a better deal on Groupon.

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Nancy Pelosi was loudly booed during an appearance at the Global Citizens concert in NYC over the weekend which she attended with her husband Paul - their first public outing together since his arrest for DUI.

- Nancy got BOOED. He husband Paul got BOOZED.

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91-year-old James Earl Jones has announced that he will no longer be voicing Darth Vader in any new “Star Wars” movies.

- "Luke... I am retired".

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President Biden surprised Elton John by awarded him with the National Humanities Medal during a concert by sir Elton on the White House lawn over the weekend.

- Elton sang “I'm Still Standing"... and Joe jumped up and said, "So am I !!!"

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A record-breaking number of New York residents traded their driver’s licenses for Florida last month.

- They may have to drive behind a guy with his left blinker on for the rest of their lives… but at least they’ll actually be ALIVE.

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Stanford scientists say that it’s more costly to charge your electric car at night and it could stress out your local electric grid.

- I'm gonna be honest. I have a hard time remembering to plug my PHONE in at night. Wait til I have to start trying to remember where I put the cord to charge the CAR.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick