President Biden has postponed his scheduled trip to Florida due to Hurricane Ian.

- Meanwhile Kamala Harris has postponed going to the Southern Border because… she doesn't feel like going.

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NASA has successfully crashed a small spacecraft into a football- stadium sized asteroid in humanity’s first test of planetary defense. The hope is that the technology could be used to break up asteroids headed for earth in the future.

- The Dinosaurs were like, "You couldn't have come up with this a couple of million years ago??"

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Bus drivers in Beijing will now have to wear a Government-issued device that will track their emotions, blood pressure, exercise and sleep.

- Sounds like Apple just found a new customer.

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According to a new poll, 50% of Americans believe they’ll be leaving their current job within the next year.

- And the ones who work in Congress... may be leaving as soon as November 8th.

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“Here You Come Again”… A Musical About the life of Dolly Parton debuted in Delaware last weekend.

Speaking of that… NBC announced the Golden Globes are coming back to Television in 2023!

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Dr. Albert Bourla - the 4-time-vaccinated head of Pfizer - announced that he has tested POSITIVE for COVID for the second time in a MONTH.

- I guess he needs one more shot. You know what they say... Fifth times the charm!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick