Hillary Clinton says she started wearing her famous pantsuits after photogs took “suggestive” photos of her during an official trip to Brazil 30 years ago - where her legs weren’t totally together — that ended up being used in lingerie ads.

- If they ever do a “Basic Instinct” remake… Hillary would be PERFECT in one of her Pantsuits!!

The most memorable part of the infamous scene for me was that Wayne Knight, who played Newman on “Seinfeld” played one of the interrogators (True!!!) .

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A man was caught on camera sneaking into the dressing room of the “Laugh Factory” Comedy Club in Vegas, stealing a magician's costume, and performed a trick.

- Luckily, the Police caught the impromptu “Magician”, put him in handcuffs and made HIM disappear.

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Rumor in DC has it that Nancy Pelosi has asked Prez Biden to be named Ambassador to Italy if the Democrats lose the House in November and she has to hand over the Speaker's gavel. The cushy Ambassador's Villa in Rome boasts a pool, private gardens and a three-story wine cellar.

- All she needs is a driver for her husband, Paul and she'll be all set!

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Russia is allegedly so desperate for soldiers, they’re offering cash bonuses to patients at a Russian Mental Hospital to join the fight against Ukraine.

- They may be sick… but they’re not Crazy!!

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A drug-sniffing dog led police at an Italian airport to find approximately 30 pounds of cocaine stuffed into a motorized wheelchair. The so-called “Handicapped” man in the chair immediately stood up and was arrested.

- Well I hope they let him go!!! I mean…. IT’S A MIRACLE!!!! He can walk!!!!

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Security video caught three thieves breaking into a locked car with the intention of car jacking the vehicle… but they didn’t count on the two naked people they found having sex in the back seat. Undeterred, they tossed the naked duo onto the sidewalk and made off with the car.

- Well, at least somebody in the story got a happy ending.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick