96 year old Queen Elizabeth II is said to be in the final stages of life and is under “medical supervision” at Balmoral Castle, her beloved home in Scotland. Members of the Royal Family have rushed to her side. More details as they become available.

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In other news…

Federal Health Officials said that Americans will likely need to get a single COVID shot EVERY YEAR as a “routine part of our lives”… with the WH Doctor saying, “I really believe this is why God gave us two arms… one for the flu shot… and the other one for the COVID shot”.

- And might I point out that God also gave us two Middle fingers.

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White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is being criticized after she accidentally called Russia’s Nord Stream 1 pipeline “Nordstrom” — as in the department store.

- Karine complained that Conservatives are “Always putting a TARGET on my back”.

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According to new research, parents who reward children with food risk their kids becoming “emotional eaters” who use food to regulate their feelings.

- Maybe my parents did that to me! When I feel hungry… I eat. When I feel full… I stop.

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A Florida driver was spotted with a 10-foot dead alligator tied to the back of a Jeep SUV this weekend.

- Most Florida Gator fans go with a Bumper Sticker but, hey… whatever works.

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Kim Kardashian now says that she wants to be in a Marvel Super Hero Movie.

- Kim would make a great Superheroine! How about Wonder Woman… as in… “I Wonder why that Woman is in the news Everyday???”

- And come to think of it we’ve got Spiderman, Thor, and Captain America… Kim would be the perfect “Butt-Girl” !!!

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Tom Hanks wife Rita Wilson was caught on camera crying while having dinner with husband Tom and their 32 year old son Chet Hanks at a restaurant in Malibu. Chet - who is a 32 year old heavily tattooed wanna-be-rapper who has struggled with drug addition - has said that his dad is “Not a good male role model”.

- You know… Having kids is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick