In a new book, Robert Redford claims that he wore two pair of “tight underpants to protect himself” from Barbra Streisand during the sex scenes in the 1972 movie “The Way We Were” because she was “Infatuated” with him. He says Barbra wore a Bikini.

- Can it be that things were all so simple then? Or has time rewritten every line? If they had the chance to do it all again... Tell me, Would they? Could they?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed a deal to write a new “Motivational” book.

- The working title is: “Work Hard: The Ultimate Guide to Having It MAID In The Shade!!!”

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The ladies of the View are known for erupting over a lot of topics... but Wednesday... they were left mostly speechless when it appeared that one of the co-hosts broke wind live-on the air while during a discussion of Secret Classified Documents.

- To be honest, it was the least offensive sound to come out of that show in a long, long time.

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A time out was called with 16:30 left in the second half of the Loyola Chicago-Duquesne college basketball game Wednesday night, when an Uber Eats delivery man WANDERED ONTO THE COURT with a bag full of McDonald’s burgers and a drink… looking for the guy who ordered it.

- The Refs ordered him to leave but not before they ended up with, Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, and a Sesame Seed Bun all over the Basketball Court… not to mention all the Ketchup after he tried to Dunk a few Fries while he was looking for his customer.

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Google… who last week announced the lay off of 12,000 employees world wide, admitted that number includes 27 “In-House” massage therapists who will no longer be available for on-demand massages in Google’s California offices.

- Oh this is really gonna rub people the wrong way… (A little massage humor there… Very little!)

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Researchers say a Diet high in Fat and Junk Food actually “Rewires” the brain… and can reduce ability to regulate appetite and calorie consumption in as little as 10 days.

- Which is why I eat Potato Chips and Raisinettes for 9 days in a Row… have a Salad and a Piece of Salmon on Day 10… and then Start all over again!

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According to a new study, 58% of people agree that Bugs could become a legitimate meat alternative in the future.

- Is there anyway we could skip over eating the ACTUAL INSECTS and go right to the “PLANT-BASED” Bugs part??

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Sunday, Sheriff’s deputies in Albuquerque, NM arrested a man for running through the streets naked before jumping onto a crowded patio dining area.

- He was arrested for “Indecent Exposure"... but applauded by the restaurant staff for "leaving a nice tip".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick