As of January 15th, is is now illegal to Smoke outdoors in Mexico - and lighting up in public squares, parks, sports stadiums and on beaches will now get you a ticket and a fine of up to $500.

- But on. a bright note, if you want to walk into the US with a backpack full of Fentanyl… you’re good to go!

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THIS JUST IN… The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Universal has cancelled production of it’s Movie based on Madonna’s decades-long music career. No reason has been given for the project being axed.

- Call me a conspiracy theorist… but I’m betting’ the FBI may be searching Madonna’s “Drawers” for Secret Classified Documents.

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As Egg prices continue to skyrocket, Egg smuggling cases have doubled at the US-Mexico border in the last month alone.

- Border Agents are Scrambling to get a handle on the situation.

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The Food and Drug Administration on Monday proposed treating COVID-19 vaccines like the annual flu shot.

- I didn’t see that one coming’… (Yeah, right!)

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Ghislaine Maxwell insisted in her first jail-house interview that, as a Vegan, the food she if offered to eat in Prison is “Tasteless”.

- Well, if anyone knows about “Tasteless”… it’s the woman who was in charge of filling Jeffrey Epstein’s Dance Card.

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The Prime Minister of Sweden is facing Political backlash after it was discovered that one of his top aides went Eel fishing - which is illegal in Sweden… and then lied to Police about it.

- The aide could not only face Prison time, but being Sweden… would face the added humiliation of having to put his own Jail Cell together using a kit from IKEA.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick