Dolly Parton says she’s sleeps in her make-up… because “You never know what’s going to happen in the middle of the night”.
- This is exactly why I always comb my mustache before I go to bed. I wanna look good the next morning.
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New research suggests the winter months may promote healthier eating habits.
- Let’s see… We’ve got Halloween Candy, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Pumpkin-Spiced EVERYTHING... Sure, let’s go with “Healthier”.
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A Japanese company says Artificial Intelligence software proves that Russian President Vladimir Putin DOES use a body double at public appearances amid rumors of health problems. They claim the REAL Putin hosted the country’s Victory Day Parade in May, but that some of the other “Vlads” are only a 40% match to the real Putin on Facial Recognition Software.
- I had a body double for a while back in 80’s… I wonder what ever happened to him?? His name was George Clooney…
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77 year old Cher has once again threatened to leave the US if Donald Trump wins the Election, tweeting “I almost got an ulcer the last time… This time I will leave the country”.
- Promise???
- Something tells me she’ll end up staying and making money off it… I can hear it now… “Gypsies, TRUMP & Thieves”.
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A recent survey finds that Sexual Satisfaction among older adults may delay or even prevent Memory Loss and Cognitive Decline.
- But even if Sexual Satisfaction DOESN’T help prevent cognitive decline… you’ll be in a MUCH better mood about it.
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A Louisiana couple recently welcomed "Spontaneous Triplets" – Triplets that were conceived naturally without the use of fertility drugs. Spontaneous Triplets are a rare occurrence that happens in only 1 out of every 1 MILLION to 200 MILLION pregnancies.
- Wow. What are the odds?? Kinda like having 6 Girls and NO Boys! Oh, wait a minute… That’s what happened to me and my wife!
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An Arkansas man was arrested and changed with Public Indecency after police found him in a parked car romancing… a stuffed animal.
- The police didn’t divulge which stuffed animal it was… but if I had to guess, I’d go with “Tickle Me Elmo”.
- Hey… It could have been worse. He could have been caught with Bert & Ernie.
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RIP… Character actor Burt Young… who was nominated for an Oscar for his role as “Paulie” in the Rocky movies - and was a former boxer himself… has died at age 83. No cause of death was given.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick