This morning, a Jet Blue plane TIPPEDS BACKWARDS while parked at the gate at JFK “due to a shift in weight and balance” causing the nose of the plane to lift up and then go back down.

- Btw… Chris Christie was sitting in the Back Row… Nice to see at least one Politician who still flys Commercial !!!

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In YESTERDAY’s embarrassing news…

Did you see the Lions Game???

- The last time the Lions played that badly was back in 2008 when they went 0-16 for the year. I thought the days of fans pulling their hats and bags down and watching the game through the eye holes were over!

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Michigan State is apologizing after an image of Adolf Hitler appeared on a Spartan Stadium video board Saturday night before the game against Michigan… alongside a trivia question answer about his birthplace. MSU said the scoreboard content came from a third-party source and that the school will no longer use that company and will update its screening procedures.

- They might also want to make sure the Professors in their History Department are up to speed, too. (These days… you never know!)

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Question: Are you sick of all the pics and stories about Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend, KC Chief’s player Travis Kelce??

- TMI… TMI… !!!

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The world's oldest dog - a pup named “Bobi” has died at the age of 31. Bobi’s owner says his “perfect pup” was born in an outhouse and not expected to live… but was scrappy, lived on “People food” and never spent a minute on a leash.

- Let’s see… Bobi was 31 in Human years. And supposedly each Human year counts for 7 in Dog life… So Bob would have been 217 Years old if he was a Human! That’s amazing! And what’s even more amazing… If he was still alive, he could run for President!!

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Amazon is upping its delivery game… this time by introducing a new fleet of Delivery Drones that will deliver packages weighing up to 5 lbs. through light rain in UNDER AN HOUR.

- Wait… Does it HAVE to be RAINING??? What if I order something that weighs less than 5 lbs. and it’s Sunny out? Can I still get it?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick