A naked selfie of Joe Biden's 69 year old brother Frank has been discovered on a gay porn site. The Prez’s younger sib admits he took the pic of himself naked - wearing only a baseball cap and glasses - in 2018. Frank sez that someone must have "hacked his phone” - even though he admitted the pic has been on the porn site for 5 YEARS.

- Move over Hunter! Looks like you’re not the only crazy Biden Family member!!

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Tabloid papers ran wild with an unsubstantiated story yesterday that Russian President Vladimir Putin had suffered a cardiac arrest in his bedroom at the Kremlin on Sunday - but was successfully recessitated with CPR.

- Time is always of the essence when it comes to CPR... Thankfully Vlad was shirtless like usual, so they didn't have to waste any time putting on the electric shock paddles.

- Ultimately doctors determined that Vlad didn’t actually have a Heart Attack… since he doesn’t actually have a Heart.

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Spirit Airlines canceled about 100 flights this weekend after pulling some planes out of service for unexplained “Inspections”. A company spokesperson says they expect the resulting delays to last for several days.

- Call me crazy… but doesn’t this happen every year after Spirit Hosts it’s “Pilot’s Appreciation Weekend” in Vegas??

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Tropical Storm Norma weakened to become a tropical depression after strengthening slightly and dumping heavy rain as it moved into the Mexican mainland.

- Then Norma did something crazy by today’s standards… It STAYED IN MEXICO!!!!

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According to a recent survey, nearly half of U.S. adults under the age of 50 say they wish there were more than two political parties to vote for.

- Well why not? Some of the crazies tell us there are 87 different genders… the least we can do is have a half dozen Political Parties to choose from.

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A new scientific paper out of Geneva University in Switzerland claims that nearly half of patients in a recent study reported changes in their behavior and values after receiving blood transfusions and/or organ transplants. The results have some researchers questioning whether blood and tissue can carry "personality traits" from one person to another.

- I believe it. I knew a guy who got blood transfusion from his mother-in-law. Now he spends all his time telling himself he's not good enough to be married to his mother-in-law’s daughter.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick