The new superhero movie “The Marvels” has been a dissppointment at the box office. It features “Kamala Khan” - a teammate of “Captain Marvel”.

- Her character is, of course, based on “Kamala Harris” - a teammate of “Captain Confusion”.

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I read an article that said cutting just 12% of calories from your diet can help you build healthier muscles and slow down aging.

- So I figured, this sounds easy, right? So I take a $100,000 Candy Bar we had left over from Halloween and I figure I’ll cut off 12% of that… so I get out a pair of scissors and I start trimming the candy bar until I cut off what I figure is about $12 Grand worth of Chocolate, Caramel and Crispies and then eat the remaining 88%. Did my muscles get any bigger?? No. Did I stop aging? I don’t think so. Did I end up making a huge mess and then eating the parts I cut off the candy bar anyway?? You better believe it!!

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Disney theme parks have been so packed, that riders at Disneyland and Disney World have been “relieving themselves” while standing in line, according to eyewitness accounts posted on social media.

- With many of the women commenting… “It really IS a Small World, After all”.

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Two Girl Scout Troop leaders have been charged with embezzling more than $20,000 from an Ann Arbor Girl Scout Troop.

- On a bright note... each of the Troop Leaders will receive a special "Embezzlement Badge"!

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Animal rescuers on Long Island, New York had to rescue an Owl that got itself trapped in the front grille of a car.

- Not a very Wise move on the Owls part. I'm just sayin'...

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A new report says that traces of cannabis in human bones suggest 17th-century Italians were recreational pot users.

- “When the Moon hits your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie… That’s the Munchies!”

- Well this explains how Michaelangelo painted the celling of the Sistine Chapel… he was HIGH.

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Thanksgiving is one week from day… a survey found that the LEAST popular dish to grace most American’s Thanksgiving table is…. Cranberry Sauce.

- I have to throw a flag on the play on this one! I LOVE Cranberry sauce! And I’m old school - I like it the old fashioned way - Straight out of the Ocean Spray Can!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

Dick