Happy 34th Birthday to Taylor Swift! She’s worth $1.1 BILLION so I guess the $25 Amazon Gift Card I got her isn’t going to impress her that much. Oh well…

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A travel booking company is now giving fans of the new movie “Wonka” the chance to stay in a Wonka-themed hotel suite for one night only… complete with edible amenities, a candy tree, cotton candy clouds and a chocolate bar bed with pillows made out of marshmallow.

- Whoa… Even Mike Lindell doesn’t have MARSHMALLOW PILLOWS!!!!!

- NOTE: The Wonka Hotel is in New York City… so if you go, you may have to share your room with an Undocumented Ooompa Loompa who came across the Southern Border.

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Fans have noticed a major photoshop fail on a Royal Family Christmas card, showing Prince William's youngest son, Prince Louis, missing a finger.

- But it’s turns out Little Louis was missing his middle finger in the pic… which William and Kate decided to edit out and send to “Aunt Meghan” as a Secret Santa gift!

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A history teacher at a Seattle high school allegedly gave a 10th Grade Student a Failing grade on a Quiz because the student answered that “Only Women can get Pregnant” and that “All Men have Penises”.

- Well one out of two isn’t bad!

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MLB Superstar Shohei Ohtani officially signed a ten year, $700-million-dollar contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers this past weekend.

- He’s worth so much… Ukranian President Zelensky is now asking for money directly from HIM.

- I’m just spitballn’ here…

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Hunter Biden failed to show up for his Behind-Closed-Doors Congressional Deposition this morning, but instead held a Press Conference on the Capitol steps claiming he’s being railroaded by Republicans who are taking advantage of his Addiction and his father’s love for him.

- Boy, my Dad wasn’t nearly that supportive when I took MILLIONS in $$$ from Foreign “Businessmen” and had a Diet Coke problem.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick