The House voted to formally launch an Impeachment inquiry into President Biden… meanwhile the Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case that could impact former President Trump’s cases regarding the 2020 results.

- Are we actually having an Election next year or an episode of the People’s Court? All we need at this point is Judge Whopner and Doug Llewelyn.

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In related news… Hunter defied a subpoena and skipped out his Congressional testimony.

- His lawyer says he wasn’t trying to be difficult, he just had “A prior Holiday commitment with two of Santa’s Reindeers… Dancer & Vixen”.

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A new survey finds that “All I Want for Christmas is You” is the Most Annoying Christmas song of all time with “The Chipmunk Song” taking the #2 Most-Annoying spot.

- The “Barking Dogs” and “I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas” just called and they want their Awards back!!!

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Former President Bill Clinton privately criticized his wife Hillary’s failed 2016 presidential campaign, complaining to a friend that she couldn’t “Sell (Sex) on a Troop Train.”

- Well probably not to HIM…

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VP Harris was in Poland to deliver an address on… well… I’m not sure what… but made her point crystal clear when she said, “We all watched...The television coverage, of just yesterday. And that's on top of everything else... that we know and don't know yet... Based on what we've just been able to see. And because we've seen it or not… doesn't mean it hasn't happened.”

- I have no idea what she’s talking about… but, Well put, Kamala. Well put.

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The owners of a California museum dedicated to all things Rabbit-related earned a Guinness World Records title for their 40,550-piece collection including everything from Rabbit Cookie Jars to Freeze Dried Rabbits.

- The previous record for most Rabbits in one locations was held by Hugh Hefner.

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A French Sommelier (wine expert) says we’ve been drinking Champagne “all wrong”… He says you should Never ever drink champagne out of a fluted glass, because, “It's like going to the opera with earplugs, you miss everything”.

- Isn’t that the whole point with Opera??

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A highway was temporarily shut down in Washington State after hundreds of eggs spilled onto the road from a head-on semi-truck collision.

- The eggs caused a three mile back up on the highway and a severe blockage in several main arteries.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick