HAIL TO THE CHIEFS!!!

What a game!!! One of the best Super Bowls in a long time… MVP Kansas City QB Patrick Mahomes - on a bad ankle - and the Chiefs came back from a ten point deficit in the second half to defeat the Philadelphia Eagles 38-35. It was the Chiefs 2nd Super Bowl Bowl win in 4 years!

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Immediately after the crushing loss, Eagles fans flooded the streets of Philadelphia, scaling lampposts, hurling bottles and chanting “F*** the Chiefs”. Police and SWAT teams made several arrests.

- And that’s why they call it “The City of Brotherly Love”.

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It’s been reported that each 30 second commercial during Super Bowl LVII cost companies $7 MILLION up from 6.5 MILLION a year ago

- But Super Bowl ads are still cheaper than a dozen eggs.

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Hip-Hop star Rhianna brought a special guest to her halftime show… her unborn baby! The 9-time Grammy Award winner revealed a prominent “Baby Bump” under her red latex outfit - announcing to the world that she and boyfriend A$AP Rocky are expecting their second child.

- If she can lip sync the labor pains as well as she did the performance… I don’t think she’ll need an epidural.

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To this day, the group that holds the record for the most performances at a Super Bowl Halftime Show is… UP WITH PEOPLE… who performed at the Big Game in 1971, ‘76, ‘80, ‘82, and ‘86.

- If you don’t remember “Up with People” …was like “Donny & Marie” on steroids.

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George Toma, the 94 year old official NFL Groundskeeper was trashed on social media after both Super Bowl teams struggled to keep their feet on the ground without slipping during yesterdays game.

- Hey… He’s 94. They’re lucky he wasn’t yelling at the players, “Hey kids… Get off my lawn!”

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Tom Brady sent out a tweet before the game yesterday - his first Super Bowl since retiring (for real this time) from the NFL indicating that he was at a bit of a loss. He wrote, "I’m not sure what to do with my hands,"

- Well, Tom, if you had stayed retired the first time and thus stayed married to Gisele, you wouldn’t be wondering about that right now.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick