The Pentagon now says that the Chinese Spy Balloon is part of a “Larger Spy Effort” on China’s part.
- Part II will have some guy dressed up like Ed McMahon showing up at the Front Door of the White House with a big check and a bunch of Spy Balloons, telling the Prez that he won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
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Madonna lashed out at those who criticized the “work” she’s had done on her face after video of her at Sunday night’s Grammy’s left viewers shocked. She blamed “Ageism and Misogeny” and “Photos taken with a long lens camera that would distort anyone’s face!”.
- On “The View” it’s known as the “Joy Behar Cam”.
PS… I had a shot of me taken like that by a photographer from People Magazine one time when they did a story on the Radio show. I was in the foreground and I looked like a fish with a mustache. I didn’t blame it on “Ageism and Misogyny”…. I blamed it on what it really was… REALITY!!
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Florida led the world in “unprovoked” shark bites in 2022 — accounting for 28% of all global attacks.
- Are there a lot of “Provoked” shark attacks??
- Seriously… Are there a bunch of people who go swimming in the ocean and say, “I’ve got an idea. Let’s body surf for a while…. then provoke a couple sharks… then maybe grab some lunch”.
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According to a new Free Speech Survey, a majority of College Students are afraid to express their views in class.
- Including THE Ohio State University… Thus, we wrote a song for them that we played every year before the Michigan-OSU game. Here’s a sample of the lyrics…
“They say the girls… who go… to OSU…. are husband hunting dames…
They dig the jocks…who got… the killer instinct… not the boys with Brains!!!
At Columbus… You’re way ahead! With Straight A’s in Physical Ed!
Down with Ohio State! It’s a No Nothin’ Party School!”
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48 year old Leo DiCaprio - who famously only dates women 25 years old or younger - was roasted online this week over an alleged romance with a model who’s just 19. That means Leo’s girlfriend was born 7 years AFTER the movie “Titanic” came out.
- His “Heart May Go On”… but if he keeps dating teenagers… he’s gonna need Viagra to keep everything else afloat.
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A new horror movie "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey" opens in theaters next week... It follows Pooh and Piglet who have become "bloodthirsty murderers" as they terrorize a bunch of college co-eds and a grown-up Christopher Robin.
- Sounds like the feel-good movie of year!! I hope it’s a MUSICAL!!!!!
- What’s next? "The Cat In The Hat Sticks an Ax in Their Backs"??
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The Oscar winning movie “La La Land” is in development to become a Broadway Musical.
- If they're looking to make Movies into musicals… might I suggest, the “The Godfather”? I always thought that scene where Luca Brasi gets garroted with piano wire could use a nice song and dance number.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick