RIP… Raquel Welch... the legendary actress of film, tv and stage who passed away yesterday at age 82 after a brief illness.

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80 year old President Biden will head to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland for a Physical Exam Thursday, ahead of an expected announcement that he will seek a second term in the White House.

- He's also expected to undergo a Colonoscopy in the coming weeks to check for Polyps... and Secret Classified Documents.

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The White House says they will release a “Written Summary” of the doctors report on the President’s health later this afternoon.

- I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the report is going to say he’s in better shape than Tom Brady.

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Pharma giant Pfizer/Viatris - maker of Viagra - announced that they will SUSPEND SHIPMENT of the drug to Russia do to Putin’s ongoing war against Ukraine.

- Well Vlad’s gonna be up in arms about that… but apparently that’s about it.

- NOTE: Pfizer formed “Viatris” when they merged Mylan and “Upjohn”… Coincidence???

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Yesterday, CNN's Don Lemon - who recently screamed at and made his co-host Kaitlyn Collins cry - claimed that Nikki Haley, who is running for President is "Past her Prime" as a woman. Why? Because she’s not in her "20's, 30's or 40's".

- Oh... that's not gonna go over well with the ladies. Not that that's gonna affect Don's dance card on Saturday night.

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White House Officials now say that many of the “mysterious” objects in the sky could be “Benign crafts and NOT aliens visiting earth or spy satellites”… or even… Wait for it… “USED CAR LOT BALLOONS”.

- You know, when I woke up this morning I thought I lived in the USA. But it turns out, I'm living in a Comic Book.

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A Eurasian eagle owl who escaped from the Central Park Zoo in New York earlier this month is now hunting for his own food.

- If he was as "Wise" as they say, he'd set up camp outside a "HOO-ters".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick