FBI director Christopher Wray Confirmed the Energy Departments conclusion that COVID “Most Likely” leaked from a lab in Wuhan and claims that China is “Thwarting and Obfuscating” U.S. investigations into the virus.

- So… this is new NEWS??? Isn’t this what a LOT of Americans have been saying for the LAST TWO YEARS???

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Meanwhile… China on Tuesday said it has been “Open and Transparent” in the search for the origins of COVID-19.

- And if we can't believe Communists... Who can we believe??

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Police in Missouri were called to a McDonald's last Thursday afternoon to deal with a man sitting at one of the restaurants tables... completely naked.

- Who are we to judge how a man enjoys his McNuggets?

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King Charles has reportedly kicked Harry and Meghan to the Curb... taking back "Frogmore Cottage" the home gifted to them by the Queen for their 2017 Wedding - and giving it instead to Charles disgraced brother Prince Andrew of Jeffrey Epstein infamy. Harry and Meghan are said to be "Shocked" and have until early summer to box up their stuff and move out.

- This is when Harry and Meghan are gonna find out who their REAL friends are... Oprah may seem like a real pal, but just wait til they ask her to fly over and help them move their couch.

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Speaking of Harry... According to a one of his Prep School friends, Prince Harry “hated Political Correctness” and “made jokes we are no longer allowed to make” before meeting the Ultra-Woke Meghan Markle.

- Oh yeah... I seem to remember something about a hotel room in Vegas and a Nazi Uniform.

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A new Harvard study suggests that men who wear hard hats may have higher levels of testosterone than their white-collar bosses.

- Did they really need a HARVARD Study to figure this out?? How about asking any woman who's ever walked by a construction site??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick