It’s Albert Einstein Day! The Day we Celebrate the Genius who gave us the Theory of Relativity… The day I like to follow with “Kardashian Day”… when I try to figure out just who makes up this group of Relatives.

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Morgan Freeman debuted a newly bald head at Sunday nights Oscars causing a flood of opinions on his new “look”.

- What’s the big deal? It certainly wasn’t the only round object to come bobbing down the aisle with nothin’ covering it.

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A woman who lost her office job during the Pandemic… says she had to get creative to pay the bills and now makes $55 an hour - as a Naked House Cleaner… Sweeping, Vacuuming, Dusting in the Buff - while her clients watch. She says her clients are usually naked as well.

- Well that’s an interesting way to make ends meet. Literally and figuratively.

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Disney is celebrating its 100th anniversary with special merchandise.

- It’s actually the same merchandise they usually sell… but in honor of the big anniversary, they’ve marked the price of each item up to a celebratory $100!

- And to adjust for some of the Disney characters being older as well, they’ve made some changes. For example, "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" is now known as "Mr. Toad's Wild Colonoscopy" and Sleeping Beauty is now wearing a CPAP machine due to Sleep Apnea.

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A Chicago man has filed a class-action lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings, claiming the restaurant chain falsely advertises its boneless wings as the “real deal”, when in reality, they're just pieces of chicken BREAST”.

- So he’s upset about the faux “Boneless Wings” but he’s cool with where they the get “McNuggets”??? No questions asked??

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RIP…….. Dick Fosbury, legendary Olympic gold high jumper who revolutionized the track and field event with his signature technique the “Fosbury Flop”, died Sunday of lymphoma at 76.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick