With a possible indictment of former President Trump still looming, daily searches for Stormy Daniels videos have shot up by 21,655%.

- There have been so many searches for her videos… some people actually found some of Trump and Biden’s Secret Classified Documents.

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This morning, 73 year old Elizabeth Warren announced that she will seek a third term as Senator from Massachusetts.

- Liz says she’s proud of everything she’s accomplished… but winning a third term would really be a feather in her cap.

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A new Bill introduced in the Michigan House would recommend that the Michigan Department of Education develop a Cursive Handwriting Instruction Plan for public schools in Michigan.

- FOR THOSE OF YOU UNDER 40: Cursive is that funny looking writing that your girlfriend or boyfriend used to use to describe how they felt about you that you would save for years and read over and over before somebody came along and invented the “❤️” button.

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Swedish researchers have found that smelling other people's body odor could reduce social anxiety.

- Which explains why everyone always seems so relaxed and chatty while waiting in line for the “Wild Mouse” at Cedar Point.

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United Airlines will begin offering a “Flying Taxi” Service from Downtown Chicago to the City’s O’Hare Airport starting in 2025. For $100, passengers can “fly” to the airport in just 10 minutes avoiding traffic.

- And more importantly… Bullets!

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Singer/Comedian Nick Cannon - who has 12 kids by 6 different women - called his ex-wife Mariah Carey a “Gift from God.”

- At this point Nick calls ALL his women “A Gift from God” because it keeps him from calling them the wrong name.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick