Yesterday, as he wrapped up 3 days of meetings in Moscow, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told Vladimir Putin, “Change is coming that hasn’t happened in 100 years… and we are driving it together”.

- Putin responded, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…”

- Then Vlad went back into the Palace and waited for Xi to find the “SPRING BREAK MOSCOW 2023” Sweatshirt he slipped into Xi’s carry on.

- And Xi set an alarm on his phone so he’d remember to text Vlad and let him know when he got back to Beijing safely.

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VP Kamala Harris took another trip to the “WORD Salad Bar” during a White House event celebrating Women’s History Month yesterday when she said, "So, during Women’s History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history”.

- I for one agree with her. I mean… if history has taught us anything, it’s that historically speaking there really is no better time to make history than throughout history.

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Domino's Pizza's franchise in Italy has entered into liquidation, after it failed to catch on with Italians.

- Apparently in Italy, “When the Moon hit’s your eye like a DOMINO’s Pizza Pie… That’s NOT Amore”.

- Perhaps this is why you won’t find any Taco Bells in Mexico. (It’s True! I googled it!)

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Almost two hundreds years after his death, researchers are analyzing the DNA in snippets of hair from Ludwig von Beethoven to determine what caused his death at age 56 in 1827. The composer was known to suffer from hearing loss, GI issues and severe liver disease.

- Apparently Beethoven was a big drinker. At the time of his death he was loaded up on at least a Fifth.

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Two inmates who escaped from a Newport News, Virginia, jail by digging out of their cell with a sharpened toothbrush, then scaling a wall were found hours later having breakfast at IHOP.

- They were arrested and fingerprinted using the Powdered Sugar from the pancakes in their “Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity” Breakfast Combos.

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Ben Affleck has confirmed that his next film project will star his wife, Jennifer Lopez.

- She’s not the first Celeb wife to star in a film project. Didn’t Kardashian star in a Movie?? I think it was a remake of “Rear Window”…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back her Friday!

-Dick