Happy Birthday to William Shatner - TV’s Captain Kirk - who turns 92 today.

He say’s he’ll celebrate by going where “No Man Has Gone Before Men Started Identifying As Women” … The Gynecologist.

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97-year-old Dick Van Dyke is recovering at home after losing control of his Lexus and crashing it into a gate in Malibu this morning.

- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… “Oh, Rob!”.

- Van Dyke told cops on the scene he was “Driving along “Humming a Pretty Ditty and then, Bang! Bang!”

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The average price for a Big Mac in the US - which cost $1.30 in 1980 - is now $5.15.

- Which beg the question… What exactly are they putting in that “Special Sauce”???

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According to a new survey, more than 25% of Americans have already spent the tax return money they're expecting to get back.

- And they spent it… on a Big Mac.

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More torrential rain is headed for Southern California.

- Makes sense. I mean it NEVER rains it California. But man, don’t they warn ya. It pours. Man… it pours!

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A new report says that the virus that causes Covid-19 may be linked to Raccoon Dogs that were sold at the wet market in Wuhan, China.

- I don’t think I have to worry… I only eat Plant-Based Raccoon Dogs.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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