RIP… Chaim Topol, who played Tevye, the long-suffering and charismatic milkman and father of three daughters in Fiddler on the Roof has died at age 87 after a battle with Alzheimers.

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Novak Djokovic - the #1 Tennis Player in the World is STILL being denied entry to play in the US because he won't get a COVID Vaccine - despite President Biden declaring the Pandemic over months ago. Now Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis says he'll get Djokovic to Florida on a boat from the Bahamas to play in the Miami Open if he has to.

- Of course if he could just walk in from Mexico or hitch a ride on a Chinese Spy Balloon and there’d be no questions asked. But try to do it legally and NO CAN DO.

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The Government is warning US Citizens - including Spring Breakers - to avoid traveling to Mexico after four Americans were kidnapped and two killed after crossing the border last week.

- So parents, if you’re looking to send your kids somewhere safer for their Senior Trip… you might want to think about booking your student a flight to Ukraine!

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64-year-old Madonna has gone Instagram official with her new boyfriend, 29-year-old boxer Josh Popper.

- I don't mean to be judgmental... but these days Madonna’s “relationships” don’t last as long as her prescriptions for antibiotics.

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Congress is holding more hearings into the origins of COVID today ... in an attempt to finally get to the truth about how the COVID Pandemic started.

- Well you know what they say... If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck... it's probably Sweet and Sour Duck!

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Two Georgia suspects were taken into custody for stealing thousands of dollars worth of electronic gaming systems after police surrounded them when they STOPPED TO CHARGE THEIR ELECTRIC GETAWAY CAR.

- If only all criminals were this Environmentally Conscious!

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One of the oldest men living in the U.S. had the celebration of a lifetime, ringing in his big 109th birthday with the help of a belly dancer!

- Well… actually it was a 99 year old female co-resident in his nursing home. And she wasn’t so much “Belly Dancing” as she was trying to make it to the Ladies Room due to an Incontinence issue, but still…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick