A Polish wax museum is facing mockery over it’s less than Royal replicas of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

- It’s not TOO bad of Kate… but William looks like he’s a tad constipated.

- Time to spend some quality time on the Throne…

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Reaction to Tucker Carlson’s airing of parts of previously unseen footage from the J6 Protest at the Capitol brought swift reaction from pundits on the left who said he “cherry picked footage to fit the conservative narrative”.

- Well… What’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

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A new survey reveals that Men with mullets have more fun than those who don’t.

- Especially the ones at sporting events with the team name painted on their chests.

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A new study ranks Chicago as the best city for Creative-types.

- It's also a great choice if you're looking to be the victim of a drive-by or car-jacking!

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A Connecticut school lunch lady, 31, is charged with sexually assaulting a 14 year old male student after texting him saying "Wanna see something?" then bombarding him with nude photos of herself.

- Boy things sure have changed. In my day, the lunch ladies wore HAIR nets… now apparently… they wear FISH nets.

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According to a 2022 Gallup poll, 83% of U.S. adults say they keep their smartphone near them almost all the time during their waking hours.

- The other 17% (including me!) spend almost all of their waking hours trying to figure out where they LEFT their Smartphone the last time they set it down.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick