A new study claims that the warmer, less-dense air caused by Climate Change is resulting in more Home Runs in Baseball.

- Seriously?? Well if “Climate Change” is causing such a big shift in Sports scores, HOW COME THE TIGERS ARE 2 AND 7 RIGHT NOW??

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The next total solar eclipse visible from the U.S. will occur on April 8th, 2024. That means some people in the U.S. will be totally in the dark.

- Which is, ya know, how some people in Washington, D.C. seem to like it.

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According to a new survey, most people would rather spend money on their pet than their partner.

- Paws and think about that for a minute.

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A four-day strike planned by tens of thousands of doctors in England could lead to the postponement of a quarter-million medical appointments.

- It’s even affecting the Royal Family, with Prince Andrew having to re-schedule his girlfriends trip to the orthodontist to have her braces tightened.

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The FAA is calling for inspections of all Boeing 787 jets amid recurring problems with leaky bathroom faucets.

- Let me get this straight… We’ve got planes almost landing on top of each other and narrowly missing each other on the runway and the FAA is worried about LEAKY FAUCETS??

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Relationship experts have found that being in a Poly-amorous relationship can bring the same physical and emotional benefits of monogamy.

- Well that's great for Polly & Amourous... but what about the rest of us??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick