A Colorado Pediatrician and father of 7 says that 8 year old girls are the “Highest form of Humanity” - because they care about everyone and are sympathetic & empathetic. He says all adults should act like them and thinks, “Congress should be made up of 8 year old girls”.

- I’m not a girl, I’m a boy. But I wonder if my 2nd and 3rd Grade teachers Mrs. Tennent and Miss Emminger would agree with that? I’m not sure I was overly “Empathtic” when I was 8. Then again… maybe I was. We had more free time back then without having to spend hours figuring out whether we were Boys or Girls!

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The Democratic National Committee announced that after months of consideration, they’ve chosen Chicago to host the party’s 2024 Convention.

- Chicago won the DNC over with their slogan… “It’d be a CRIME to hold the Convention anywhere else!”

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A 19 year old Mississippi woman has been charged with Aggravated Animal Cruelty after Police were alerted to videos posted online that showed the woman doing the horizontal mambo… with a German Sheppard.

- Did anyone ever think maybe it was just a case of “Puppy Love” that got out of hand??

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“The View” is in reruns this week as Whoopi, Joy and the other Ladies take their annual “Spring Break”.

- So expect a lot of drinking, dancing & celebrating… From the audience.

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A flagship Whole Foods store in San Francisco - that just opened last year - is closing its doors because of rampant theft and fears for employee safety.

- So… “If You’re Going to San Francisco, Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair… Because the Whole Foods Floral Department is Closed like the Rest of the Store” (Btw… I never could stand that song)

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A worker was fired after being accused of urinating - twice - in a supply tank at a Water Treatment Plant in Louisiana.

- I love how they point out "Twice" like they would have been okay with it if he just hadn't gone back and done it again...

- The guy’s boss said he was sorry to let him go... as he was a real Whiz in the water treatment business.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick