Brazilian Butt Lifts - the wildly popular cosmetic procedure where people have fat injected into their butt to make it bigger - is falling out of fashion… and Plastic Surgeons in NYC say women are now lining up to have the procedure REVERSED at a cost of $25,000.

- I’m usually a trendy guy, but I’m glad I sat this one out.

- The White House issued a statement reminding Americans that the Brazilian Butt Lift Reversal is NOT covered under the “Inflation Reduction Act”.

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Buckingham Palace finally confirmed that Prince Harry WILL ATTEND his father’s Coronation in London next month… but his wife Meghan Markle and their kids Archie and Lilibet will stay behind in California.

- Harry was going to bring Meghan, but it turns out the Airline was going to charge him extra for all that emotional baggage.

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Meanwhile a British psychologist says that Meghan’s decision not to attend the Cornonation shouldn’t be seen as a snub but as “admirable and inspiring… showing she has the self-worth to say no to bad in-laws”.

- How about going to the Coronation but drawing the line at buying your Girl Scout Cookies from Prince Andrew’s girlfriend???

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President Biden is said to be having “the time of his life” on his trip to Ireland, even saying to reporters this morning, “I don’t want to go home!”

- I’m good with that. Anyone else??

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When road crews failed to fix a giant pothole in the street outside his home in Brentwood, California - the State’s former Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger took matters into his own hands and filled it himself to the delight of neighbors and passing motorists.

- If the Terminator really wanted to help out, he’d move to Michigan where we need him! With our weather… the Potholes will always “Be Baaaack”.

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According to a new study, Intermittent Fasting can lead to problems conceiving children.

- Now they tell me…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick