A special shoutout to 88 year old Frankie Valli today!! Is it his Birthday?? NO!! That’s May 3rd!!! But considering we’ve experienced ALL FOUR SEASONS in the last 24 Hours… I thought it was appropriate!!!

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Sunday night, The Phantom of the Opera, Andrew Lloyd Webber's mega hit musical, closed after 13,981 performances.

- Phantom was not only the longest running show in Broadway history, but also introduced New York to the concept of "Masks" when Covid was just a twinkle in Anthony Fauci’s Eye.

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In an effort to combat an influx of “rowdy” teen customers who have been trashing it’s restaurant, a Chick-fil-A location in Pennsylvania will only allow customers under 16, "If they're accompanied by an adult".

- Leave it to Chick-fil-A to come up with a creative way out of a Pickle. (NOTE: In the interest of Public Service, I’ve done extensive research on this… The Original Chick-fil-A Sandwiches (Fried) come with Dill Pickle Slices. The healthier “Grilled” version which I always get - doesn’t come with pickles, but is still delicious! I tested both several times over the weekend… ya know… just to be sure. You’re welcome.

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A man in Oregon allegedly emptied his family's shared bank accounts, then took the money and threw $200,000 in cash onto a local highway saying he wanted to “Bless others with the gifts of money”. His family is asking anyone who may have picked some of the cash up, to please return it.

- Yeah… let us know how that goes.

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Couples who feel comfortable "Peeing" in front of each other have a better chance of staying together than couples who don't according to Sociologist and Clinical Sexologist Sarah Melancon. She says it shows a level of "love, trust and unconditional acceptance" necessary for long term commitment.

- Or, you just forgot to shut the door.

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A female Spanish extreme athlete emerged from a cave in Grenada after spending 500 DAYS - 230 feet underground - Completely by herself.

- The first thing she did was check her lipstick and her cell phone messages.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

Dick