It’s National Transfer Money to Your Daughter’s Account Day!!! And before my phone starts ringing… I’d like to remind my girls… In lieu of a gift, I got each one of you a nice Hallmark Card this year!

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According to a new survey, 7 in 10 Americans think they aren’t getting enough nutrients in their diet.

- The survey was paid for by “Balance of Nature”.

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Elon Musk told Tucker Carlson that people currently working on Artificial Intelligence are “teaching it to lie” and that A.I. could become so powerful that it could stop taking instruction from humans and take control by itself.

- Kind of like a robotic Joy Behar.

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In an effort to lure employees back to the office, Companies are offering "Mental Health" benefits including Unlimited Paid Time Off, Meditation Spaces, Music & Nature Areas and Craft Rooms.

- If I wanted a craft room at work I'd get a job at Hobby Lobby.

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Disney is doubling down on its support of the LGBTQ community by hosting its first ever 'Pride Nite' this June where Mickey and Minnie Mouse will be dressed in rainbow costumes.

- Pluto is so excited he's just plain Goofy.

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According to the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, there have been reports of “Drunk Birds” roaming around farms. Turns out, when birds eat berries with a high sugar content they can get inebriated.

- So far, Police have arrested one Grey Goose and three Wild Turkeys on suspicion of Public Intoxication.

- All of the Birds were denied bail... as they were considered a Flight Risk.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick