Fox News reached an out of court settlement with Dominion Voting Systems in their $1.6 BILLION defamation law suit over the 2020 Election. Fox will reportedly pay Dominion $787.5 MILLION.

- Although President Trump is demanding a recount of the actual amount to be paid.

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Elon Musk says that when it comes to Artificial Intelligence’s impact on our lives… “Things are getting weird… and they're getting weird fast”.

- That’s the same way Hunter Biden’s “Dates” describe their first night out with him. (It also reminds of the scene between Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina in the Austin Powers Movie!)

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Musk also said that despite all of his work with Space X… as of now, he hasn’t seen any evidence of Alien life anywhere in the Universe.

- Although he said he does wonder every time he sees a picture of Mark Zuckerberg.

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After hundreds of teens flooded downtown Chicago over the weekend, jumping on cars, fighting, looting and even leaving two people shot, the city’s Mayor-Elect called the activity "unacceptable," but said, "it’s not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities."

- How about Military School?? That’s an “opportunity” it appears they’ve been “starved” of.

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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says that after the whole Dylan Mulvaney Trans-Woman Controversy, Bud Light is “too woke” and has lost him as a customer.

- Turns out, DeSantis doesn’t have a problem with a MAN identifying as a WOMAN… He just doesn’t like WATER identifying as BEER.

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An unidentified man was escorted off a Southwest Airlines flight yesterday after he began screaming and dropping the “F” bomb… about a baby that wouldn’t stop screaming. Flight attendants tried to calm him down saying, “Sir, you’re YELLING!”.

- He responded, “So is the Baby!”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick