Elon Musk’s Space X launched it’s Starship rocket- the largest Spacecraft in the World - this morning, but about three minutes into it’s inaugural flight, it experienced a major malfunction and the mission was aborted.

- Hey… It happens to everyone.

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It’s April 20th… or 4/20 - The day that has become an International Counterculture Holiday based on the Celebration and Consumption of Cannabis.

- Or for those of you who like to putter around the garden… The day to get your “Weeding” done.

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A supervisor at the IRS has come forward as a Whistleblower saying he has information that the Biden administration is mishandling the investigation into Hunter Biden’s Taxes. The unidentified IRS Agent says the President’s son is receiving “Preferential Treatment”.

- Republicans have vowed to get to the bottom of all Hunter’s scandals, “By Hooker, by Crook”.

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Police in Chicago arrested a 36 year old man this week who has robbed the SAME RETAIL STORE 11 TIMES since December.

- Talk about bad luck! He was just one theft short of winning the Mayor’s “Loyal Looter of the Year” Award when the cops caught him.

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Canadian Actress Rachel McAdams… who starred in “Mean Girls” and “The Notebook” is making waves for posing on the cover of a Woman’s Magazine in Lingerie and make-up with her underarm hair on full display. Rachel says, “Life is long… and shaving is intense”.

- Call me old fashioned… But when I think of a girl staying home on Saturday night to “Wash her hair”… I always picture her washing the hair on her HEAD.

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A group of 101 skydivers over the age of 60 gathered in California to create mid-air formations and break two world records.

- Not to mention… seventeen hips.

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Swedish furniture giant IKEA announced that they’ll invest $2 BILLION to build 8 new stores in the U.S. in the next 3 years.

- It’s ironic. They can build 8 new stores in 3 years… But buy one dresser… and it’ll take two DECADES to put together… and you still end up with five extra screws.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick