So... My cable was out yesterday. Anything big happen on TV?

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At almost the same moment Donald Trump appeared in a Manhattan courtroom yesterday, a California judge ordered Stormy Daniels to pay almost $122,000 of Trump's legal fees in her failed defamation suit against him.

- And once again... Stormy gets “had”.

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Vladimir Putin is said to be so paranoid about being assassinated, that he's set up fake offices in multiple cities, and sends out decoy motorcades and airplanes all to confuse his enemies.

- But China's Xi Jinping ALWAYS knows where's Putin is because they follow each other on Commie.com.

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Cher has slashed the price of her California mansion from $85 to a bargain $75 Million... The home features a tennis court, infinity pool, seven bedrooms, a meditation room, a panic room and even a climate controlled room for Chers wigs.

- For $75 MILLION... It better come with Sonny.

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A Florida man was arrested on Sunday after he pulled out an 18" machete at a bar after he was denied a turn to sing a Karaoke song.

- Machettes USUALLY come out DURING the Karaoke performances.

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According to a new survey, of people said they would take a "significant" pay cut for a year to be free of allergies.

- Depending how much you make, that's nothing to sneeze at.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick