Stormy Daniels sat down with Piers Morgan for he what he calls an “Astonishing” 90 minute interview that will air tonight.

- Piers says we'll see Stormy like we've never seen her before... So apparently... she'll be wearing clothes.

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Stormy says she wants to testify in Trump's trial... but she doesn't think that the things he's accused of in the hush money case "are worthy of incarceration".

- And hey... When it comes to when to using handcuffs... I think we should defer to Stormy's judgment.

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In an attempt to end a rash of “Unexplained noises” erupting on the set of “The View” that many have surmised may be Whoopi or one of the other hosts, “Breaking wind”… the ladies are now using Coasters and blaming the noises on the cups “Scraping on the table”.

- Why didn’t they just blame it on Trump like they do everything else??

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According to new research, plants - including tomatoes and other vegetables- make distinctive sounds when they're cut or dehydrated... which grows in intensity depending on the threat they're facing.

- So Kamala maybe laughing when she delivers her “Word Salads”… but the lettuce is SCREAMING.

- So the next time you order a Caesar Salad, don't be surprised if it asks you "Et tu, Brute?" Before you take your first bite.

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Brooke Shields, who has been very vocal about how her “Stage Mom” forced her to do a lot of inappropriate things with older men when she was a teenager, says she refused to sleep with J.F.K. Jr. because he "Kept saying she looked like his mother".

- You gotta hand it to her. From what I’m told… a lot of females would have slept with JFK Jr. even if he told them they looked like “Mother Goose”.

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Days after sparking controversy by snagging a sponsorship with Bud Light, Trans social media star Dylan Mulvaney appeared in a pair of leggings and a sports bra in a new post paid for by Nike Women. Experts say Dylan, a Biological Man-Who-Started-Identifiying-as-A-Woman one year ago is likely making $50,000 PER post from Nike.

- I think it's a great message for little girls everywhere! When you grow up you can be anything you want!! Even a man pretending to be a girl!!

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According to a new study, living in a cold climate can actually add years to your life.

- Yeah... That's Pure Michigan.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick