Friends and allies of Anthony Weiner are urging the disgraced ex-congressman to stage a political comeback.

- He went by “Carlos Danger” when he sent Naked pictures of himself to women… and after seeing them, the women said he was a real “Zorro”… or was that “Zero”???

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Last night, at the White House correspondents’ dinner, President Biden said “You say I’m over the hill, Don Lemon would say that’s a man in his prime.”

- And we know how well that worked out for Don.

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Hunter Biden is in an Arkansas courtroom this morning trying to have his child support payments REDUCED for the love child he had with a Stripper four years ago… saying his financial circumstances “have changed” and he “can’t afford” to pay.

- REALLY??? Looks like Hunter may have finally “Painted” himself into a corner.

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According to a new survey, nearly 8 in 10 parents read their children the same books that were read to them as kids.

- Of course it’s the new “Woke” versions of the old classics. Like, “James and the Plus-Sized Peach” and “Charlotte’s an Influencer on the Web!”

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A new study finds that Artificial Intelligence programs like ChatGPT struggle with math and are unlikely to replace bankers and accountants.

- Well they can’t do much worse of a job than the “Real” people who are actually running the banks into the ground!

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An LA police sergeant is without a part of his pinky after it was bitten off and eaten by a man on the street.

- According to the Police report, “This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. And then the Wolf came and he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down!! Excuse me… I think I’ve got the wrong ending on that.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick